1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,500 [BELL RINGING] 2 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:20,960 [THEME SONG] 3 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,960 -Hit it. 4 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:27,560 [DANCE MUSIC] 5 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,550 [SLAM] 6 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:33,980 [THEME SONG] 7 00:00:33,980 --> 00:00:35,970 [CAMERA CLICK] 8 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:37,100 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:39,350 [THEME SONG] 10 00:00:39,350 --> 00:00:50,310 [MUSIC PLAYING] 11 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,800 [WATCH TICKING] 12 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,800 [BEEPING] 13 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,800 -Attention, zoo visitors. 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,150 We are now closed. 15 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:56,850 [THUMP] 16 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:57,790 -Go home. 17 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:58,490 [SCREAM] 18 00:00:59,140 --> 00:00:59,840 [LIGHT SWITCH] 19 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:00,790 [SLAM] 20 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:03,310 -And go. 21 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,010 -Aha. 22 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,720 [ROPE SWISHING] 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,420 [THUD] 24 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:07,380 [DOOR SWINGING OPEN] 25 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:09,200 [SLIDING DOWN GLASS] 26 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:09,900 -OK, men. 27 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,480 We all heard the chatter. 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,880 This cafe was due for a big shipment of tasty fish. 29 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:15,820 Fan out and find it. 30 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:16,520 [SWOOSH] 31 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,220 -Skipper? 32 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:19,640 I'm afraid we may have some bad intel. 33 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,330 [CRATE OPENING] 34 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,430 -Cheese-Z-Fish? 35 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:25,760 Ah, this whole mission is a total waste of time. 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:26,730 -Not quite. 37 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:28,090 I can find a use for these. 38 00:01:28,090 --> 00:01:29,890 [WHIRRING] 39 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,530 -Total waste. 40 00:01:32,530 --> 00:01:35,050 -We could give these bananas to Bada and Bing. 41 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:35,860 -Yes. 42 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,680 Then they'll owe us a debt that someday 43 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,240 we'll call on them to repay. 44 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:41,290 In blood. 45 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,050 I like your thinking, Private. 46 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:45,680 -Oh, I just thought it was the neighbourly thing to do. 47 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,770 -(LAUGHING) Neighbourly? 48 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:48,110 Oh, you're cute. 49 00:01:48,110 --> 00:01:49,240 -You can keep 'em. 50 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:49,940 -What? 51 00:01:49,940 --> 00:01:52,630 But you usually go bananas for bananas. 52 00:01:52,630 --> 00:01:53,690 -This is true. 53 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:56,390 -However, today we got some special 54 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,930 on account of it being our zoo-aversary. 55 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:00,390 -Ugly bananas? 56 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:03,340 -I ought to punch your mouth for saying such a thing. 57 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,480 -Oh, these are African plantains. 58 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,490 From the old country. 59 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:08,140 -Like Mama used to pick. 60 00:02:08,140 --> 00:02:09,640 Sweet and delicious capicola. 61 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:13,930 A little piece of Heaven dancing on your tongue. 62 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:14,930 -Oh. 63 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:18,870 I should like to sample these plantings on my tongue. 64 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:21,550 -It's plantains, not plantings. 65 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,450 And you want nothing to do with them. 66 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:25,290 You know how those gorillas are about sharing. 67 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:25,990 [MOANING] 68 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:28,060 -Yo, I was breathing that air. 69 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:32,060 -Still, I feel I must taste these bananas of the gods. 70 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:32,760 -No. 71 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,150 Absolutely not. 72 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:35,110 -Are you sure? 73 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,600 -Don't do it. 74 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:37,300 -Bad idea. 75 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:37,910 -Horrible idea. 76 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:38,450 -Nuh uh. 77 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,150 -No way. 78 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:39,870 -Are you loopy? 79 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:40,680 [SHAKING HEAD NO] 80 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,700 -Even you can't be that stupid. 81 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:44,110 -Those gorillas will rip you apart. 82 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:46,090 -Don't even think about it, baby. 83 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:49,100 -It is the most goodest idea ever. 84 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,350 -Yes. 85 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:54,260 Mort, you are so wise. 86 00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,910 [SNORING] 87 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:57,610 [THUD] 88 00:02:57,610 --> 00:02:58,820 [SNORING] 89 00:02:58,820 --> 00:02:59,520 -Ger. 90 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,490 [THUD] 91 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,190 -Huh? 92 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:02,110 [BOTH MUTTERING SLEEPILY] 93 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:04,010 [SNORING] 94 00:03:04,010 --> 00:03:08,300 [MUSIC PLAYING] 95 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:09,250 [SNIFFING] 96 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:10,800 -It's just an ugly banana. 97 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,600 [PEELING] 98 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,300 [CHOMPING] 99 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,300 [GASP] 100 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:18,900 -But the ugliness has a beauty within. 101 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,400 My tongue is in love. 102 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:24,300 -Wow, the sky's so clear and sparkly tonight. 103 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:26,900 Not a care in the-- wait a minute. 104 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:27,820 Is that-- oh, no. 105 00:03:27,820 --> 00:03:28,760 He wouldn't. 106 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,030 [CHOMPING AND SPINNING] 107 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,320 MARLENE (OFFSCREEN): (WHISPERING) Hey. 108 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,780 -Marlene. 109 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,030 -(WHISPERING) You've got to get out of there. 110 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:37,830 -(WHISPERING) Wha--what? 111 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:40,430 -(WHISPERING) You've got to get out there. 112 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:42,850 -(WHISPERING) I still can't-- do-- what? 113 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,100 -(YELLING) You've got to-- 114 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:44,860 [SNORING] 115 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,880 [MURMURING SLEEPILY] 116 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,010 [SNORING] 117 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:47,820 [SIGH] 118 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:48,520 -Listen to me. 119 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,180 There is a small chance Bada and Bing 120 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:52,950 won't notice one missing plantain. 121 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:56,750 If you leave right now, they may not crush you-- 122 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,180 [GAGGING AND CHOMPING] 123 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,390 -Oh. 124 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:00,090 Oh. 125 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,530 Oh, that is good. 126 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,440 -Told you. 127 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:07,170 -Well, they-- they won't miss a few, right? 128 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:07,870 [THUD] 129 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:08,570 [THUD] 130 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:14,080 [MUSIC PLAYING] 131 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,230 [YAWNING] 132 00:04:15,230 --> 00:04:18,510 -Uh, the plantains are all gone. 133 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:19,210 -Huh? 134 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:20,060 All gone? 135 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,060 Oh, no. 136 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:21,840 Oh, no. 137 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:22,540 Oh, no. 138 00:04:22,540 --> 00:04:23,950 -Aay, it's OK. 139 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:26,360 I was beginning to feel a little full anyway. 140 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,240 [SNATCHING] 141 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:27,940 [MOANING] 142 00:04:27,940 --> 00:04:29,850 -Bada and Bing are gonna be crazy mad when they see this. 143 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:30,550 [BURP] 144 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:31,830 -They will rip us into confetti. 145 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:33,190 What are we gonna do? 146 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:33,910 -OK. 147 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,610 OK. 148 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,750 Uh, we could hide. 149 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:36,720 -They'll find us. 150 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,840 -Well, we could disguise ourselves. 151 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,440 You know, I make a pretty convincing Kentucky colonel. 152 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,130 [CLEARING THROAT] 153 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:45,380 -(SOUTHERN ACCENT) And, uh, you could 154 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:47,590 be my special lady friend. 155 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:51,070 -Julien, there's only one way we can hope to survive this. 156 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:54,370 We flee the zoo right now and never, ever return. 157 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:55,400 -Oh, my. 158 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,370 Do we have time to pack? 159 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:57,070 -No. 160 00:04:57,070 --> 00:04:59,730 -How bout a goodbye celebrity roast with all of our friends? 161 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:00,810 -That would be fun-- what? 162 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,100 No. 163 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:01,610 No. 164 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:02,310 No. 165 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:05,340 [MURMURING] 166 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:08,310 -We gotta go. 167 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:09,730 -Hey. 168 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:10,430 [SMASH] 169 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:11,130 -Hey. 170 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:11,860 What was that for? 171 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:14,180 -Yo, we got us a situation. 172 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:17,460 -Presenting the tunneler. 173 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:20,470 It will carve its way to the core of the Earth. 174 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,440 -Right to the underground kingdom 175 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,120 of the infamous molemen. 176 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:24,820 Ha. 177 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:27,700 Subterranean combat, here we come. 178 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:33,170 [WHIRRING] 179 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,160 [EXPLOSION AND YELLING] 180 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,640 [COUGHING] 181 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,630 [THUD] 182 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,620 -Ah, we've enraged the molemen. 183 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,740 They're counterattacking. 184 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:44,440 -No. 185 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,170 It's worse. 186 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,070 [YELLING AND BEATING CHESTS] 187 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,760 [ROAR] 188 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,010 -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 189 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:52,710 Whoa. 190 00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:53,200 [THUD] 191 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:53,690 [CAR ALARM] 192 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:54,860 GIRAFFE (OFFSCREEN): Some guys car. 193 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:59,500 [THUDDING] 194 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,340 -Harder they fall. 195 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,040 Go. 196 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:01,780 [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 197 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,960 [SWOOSHING] 198 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,360 [MOANING] 199 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,340 -Hey. 200 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,600 You got us all incapacitated and what not. 201 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:11,730 [MOANING] 202 00:06:11,730 --> 00:06:14,120 -And that's what we do with rampaging psychos. 203 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,870 -Yeah, we're rampaging. 204 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:18,400 Some mook went and ate all our plantains. 205 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,330 -Now we gotta find said mook and stomp him hard. 206 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:23,770 -And since we don't know who this mook is, 207 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:25,330 we gotta stop everybody. 208 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,030 -You know. 209 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,420 Just to be sure. 210 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,270 -Huddle. 211 00:06:28,270 --> 00:06:29,250 Someone ate their plantains. 212 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,670 Who would be so stupid? 213 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,550 -(TOGETHER) Julien. 214 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,640 -Agreed. 215 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:33,620 Listen, apes. 216 00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:36,320 Life has dealt you a real kick in the short pants here. 217 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,620 But I gotta tell you, crimes like these 218 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,660 are usually unsolvable. 219 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:41,650 Right, Kowalski? 220 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:45,570 -We may never know the true identity of the culprit. 221 00:06:45,570 --> 00:06:48,570 -Anywho, I'm sure Private's got some syrupy slop 222 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,400 to put this whole incident in perspective. 223 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,150 Go. 224 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,920 -Uh, Prince Chazalot says sad times and bad times 225 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,410 are never fun, but if you smile all the while, 226 00:06:58,410 --> 00:06:59,980 you will have won. 227 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:00,680 [SCOFF] 228 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,720 -That is some primo lunicorn advice. 229 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,610 -Yo, maybe the little bird's got a point over here. 230 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:06,950 -It's not like pounding everybody's 231 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,460 gonna suddenly bring to light who ate our plantains, right? 232 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,570 -Right. [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 233 00:07:10,570 --> 00:07:11,760 MARLENE (ON WALKIE TALKIE): Skipper? 234 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,730 Is--is that you? 235 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:14,510 Listen, it's about Bada and Bing's plantains. 236 00:07:14,510 --> 00:07:15,240 [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 237 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,060 -A p-p-p- plantains, huh? 238 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:18,700 Yeah, we covered that, Marlene. 239 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,460 Unsolvable crime. 240 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:21,980 We'll never know who did it. 241 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:22,710 [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 242 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:23,120 MARLENE (ON WALKIE TALKIE): No, no. 243 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,250 It's not unsolvable. 244 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:24,950 It was me and Julien. 245 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:25,510 We ate them all. 246 00:07:25,510 --> 00:07:26,260 [GROWLING] 247 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:26,920 JULIEN (ON WALKIE TALKIE): Hey, Skip. 248 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:27,200 -Uh. 249 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:27,750 JULIEN (ON WALKIE TALKIE): They were delicious. 250 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:28,090 -Uh. 251 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:29,640 JULIEN (ON WALKIE TALKIE): I'd totally do it again. 252 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,010 MARLENE (ON WALKIE TALKIE): Anyway, we're 253 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:32,210 skipping town and never coming back. 254 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:32,940 [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 255 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:33,640 -The otter. 256 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,640 -And the lemur. 257 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,940 [ROPES BREAKING] 258 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:36,680 -Stomp 'em. 259 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,380 -Now, fellas. 260 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,540 Remember what the lunicorn--oh. 261 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,960 [SMASH AND THUD] 262 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,690 -How did Marlene get on the radio? 263 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:44,410 -We'll solve that puzzle later. 264 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,180 To the car, men. 265 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:46,910 [GROANING AND THUDDING] 266 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,210 -Um. 267 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,400 Where's the car? [WALKIE TALKIE STATIC] 268 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,760 MARLENE (ON WALKIE TALKIE): Hey. Hi. 269 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,830 Me again. 270 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:54,930 Anyway, we also, um0--we also took your car. 271 00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,450 [SCREECHING] 272 00:07:57,450 --> 00:07:58,460 -Really sorry about that. 273 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:00,680 Hope you don't need it. 274 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,690 Like-- like ever again. 275 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:03,380 There. 276 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:04,320 OK. 277 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,160 Clear conscious. 278 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:05,860 Haha. 279 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,180 Sort of. 280 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:08,540 Hey, what's the best way out of town? 281 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:11,040 The Lincoln Tunnel or Staten Island ferry? 282 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:11,740 -Oh. 283 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,980 There is a fairy of the Staten Island? 284 00:08:13,980 --> 00:08:16,340 -We'll never catch up to them on foot. 285 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:18,040 To the planes. 286 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:18,760 -Uh. 287 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:19,970 Yeah, uh, no dice. 288 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:23,450 I'm currently upgrading them with more leg room. 289 00:08:23,450 --> 00:08:25,240 -Tall people have rights too. 290 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:25,940 [SIGH] 291 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:26,700 -Fine. 292 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:27,630 We'll improvise. 293 00:08:27,630 --> 00:08:29,840 [YELLING AND CAR SCREECHING] 294 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,230 JULIEN (OFFSCREEN): Fairy of Staten 295 00:08:31,230 --> 00:08:33,570 Island so she can grant my wishes. 296 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:34,270 [PUNCH] 297 00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:36,970 -The Staten Island ferry doesn't grant wishes. 298 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:38,500 It's a boat. 299 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,540 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 300 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:41,110 -How can a boat be a fairy? 301 00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:42,050 It has no wings. 302 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:42,750 [GROANING] 303 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:46,390 -Now turn this car around so I can wish for more plantains. 304 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:47,090 -Hear me. 305 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:50,450 The ferry doesn't grant wishes. 306 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,150 -OK. 307 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,290 You hear me now. 308 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,230 The ferry will grant my wishes. 309 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,620 I'm very persuasive. 310 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,610 [LAUGHTER] 311 00:08:58,610 --> 00:08:59,470 -No. 312 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:00,170 You're not. 313 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:01,750 [SULKING] 314 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,420 [YELLING AND CAR SCREECHING] 315 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:05,120 [CRASH] 316 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,000 -Ah. 317 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,700 -Now look. 318 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,220 You chipped the paint. 319 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:08,920 -Eh. 320 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,420 Fairy can buff that out for us. 321 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,170 -Ugh. 322 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:11,870 -Yo. 323 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,820 I don't think yous twos are appreciating the gravity 324 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:22,250 of the situation in which you currently find yourselves. 325 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,030 -Yeah. 326 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,270 Gravity and whatnot. 327 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,590 -The gorillas. 328 00:09:25,590 --> 00:09:26,760 [SCREECHING AND GORILLAS THUDDING] 329 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:38,710 [MEN MUTTERING] 330 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,210 [SCREECHING AND GORILLAS THUDDING] 331 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,200 -Phew. 332 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,200 -Huh? 333 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,190 [SMASHING] 334 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:44,190 -Ha. 335 00:09:44,190 --> 00:09:45,360 [SCREECHING AND GORILLAS THUDDING] 336 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:49,670 -Faster, faster. 337 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,160 Please go faster. 338 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,660 [EXPLOSION AND YELLING] 339 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,140 [SCREAMING] 340 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:57,500 -Huh? 341 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,200 -Ha. 342 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,780 You caught her. 343 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:01,090 The plantain bandit. 344 00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:02,460 Good work. 345 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,150 So I'll just leave her to you guys. 346 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:04,850 Hmm hmm hmm. 347 00:10:04,850 --> 00:10:07,330 -You are going nowhere. 348 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,030 -Ugh. 349 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:09,530 I so blame you for this. 350 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:10,230 -Heh. 351 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:10,620 Me? 352 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:10,990 -Yeah. 353 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:11,690 Yeah, you. 354 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:12,580 Who else should I blame? 355 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,280 -Uh, Mort. 356 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,320 Usually for me. 357 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,280 Or sometimes Maurice-- 358 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:15,980 [GRUNTING] 359 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:16,680 -Who else? 360 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,400 Uh, oh. 361 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,200 How about the penguins. 362 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:19,900 -The penguins? 363 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,600 Really? 364 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:22,880 In what why can you possibly lay this at their-- 365 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,580 -No. 366 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:23,960 Look. 367 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,330 Penguins. 368 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,250 [HELICOPTER SOUNDS] 369 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,180 -Stinkzookas, fire. 370 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,030 [FIRING] 371 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,530 -Oh, that is ripe. 372 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:30,230 -Pee you. 373 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,410 -Shotgun. 374 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,110 For you. 375 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:34,180 -You can't yell shotgun for someone else. 376 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:35,860 -I already did. 377 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,310 [INHALING] 378 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:38,760 [HELICOPTER SOUNDS] 379 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,700 [EXHALING] 380 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,770 -Beefsteak tomatoes. 381 00:10:41,770 --> 00:10:42,540 I'm hit. 382 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,240 [CRASH] 383 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,580 [HELICOPTERS DYING] 384 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:45,480 -Ah. 385 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,270 [CRASHING AND MOANING] 386 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:46,970 -Never mind. 387 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:47,870 You drive. 388 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,220 [SCREECHING] 389 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,230 -Fairy of Staten Island, here we come. 390 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:51,930 [SCREECHING] 391 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,540 [CRASH] 392 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:54,240 -Uh. 393 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,160 [COUGHING] 394 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,000 -You take the next leg. 395 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,700 [PLOP] 396 00:10:57,610 --> 00:11:00,170 -Julien, these-- these are plantains. 397 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,480 Can you believe our good luck? 398 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,280 -Not luck, Marlene. 399 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,420 That Staten Island fairy has heard our pleas 400 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,120 and answered them. 401 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,480 Thank you, Staten Island fairy. 402 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,590 She knew I was getting hungry. 403 00:11:10,590 --> 00:11:13,180 [MUNCHING AND MOANING] 404 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:16,100 -Or-- or maybe we could give them to Bada and Bing. 405 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,020 You know, so maybe we could go home again. 406 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,400 [MUNCHING AND MOANING] 407 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,680 -I suppose maybe we could do that. 408 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,030 [MUNCHING] 409 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,900 MARLENE (OFFSCREEN): Even though it all worked out, 410 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,690 I hope you learned something about messing 411 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:27,960 with other people's stuff. 412 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,220 -I sure did. 413 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:30,790 You really shouldn't do it, Marlene. 414 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:31,080 [GASP] 415 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:31,780 -Me? 416 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,690 It was you who was-- 417 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,390 -Hey. 418 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:33,770 The car. 419 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:34,460 -Totally her. 420 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:34,930 -Ah. 421 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:35,410 Listen-- 422 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:35,860 [YELLING] 423 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,260 MARLENE (OFFSCREEN): We can buff that out. 424 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,440 I--I know a guy. [YELLING] 425 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,780 [TSKING] -Learn your own lesson, lady. 426 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:52,030 [MUSIC PLAYING] 427 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:56,310 [STRAINING] 428 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,010 [THUD] 429 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,760 -47.4 seconds. 430 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,310 -That's improvement all around. 431 00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,600 Up high for progress. 432 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,180 [GASPING] 433 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,280 -Here you go, Kowalski. 434 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,190 [SPRING SOUND] 435 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:06,890 -Ahaha. 436 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:08,630 -I've got a person best to achieve. 437 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:09,880 -Let's do this. 438 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:10,580 -All right. 439 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,920 On your mark. 440 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:12,670 Get set. 441 00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:13,370 [EXPLOSION] 442 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:17,570 [STRAINING] 443 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,270 [CHUGGING WATER] 444 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,960 [STRAINING] 445 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,760 -Let's see. 446 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,450 46.4 seconds? 447 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,790 -A whole second better than us. 448 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:26,490 Super. 449 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:26,810 -Wait. 450 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:27,780 What? 451 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,830 No, that's a tenth of a second slower than last year. 452 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,700 Gotta be a mistake. 453 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,400 Do over. 454 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,610 -You could wait a moment or two to catch your brea-- 455 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:36,310 -Negative. 456 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:40,240 [STRAINING] 457 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,620 -Score. 458 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,600 -Um. 459 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,000 -Well, what's my time? 460 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,930 46 point, um, 5 seconds. 461 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:47,630 -Skipper. 462 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:48,710 I think that's worse. 463 00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:49,640 -Impossible. 464 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,870 Re do over. 465 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,700 [STRAINING] 466 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,400 -Time. 467 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,980 -Well, you're in the ballpark. 468 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,640 Let's just call it a day. 469 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,980 Great work, everyone. 470 00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:58,980 -I said time. 471 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,710 [GASPING] 472 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:01,730 -You know, three-tenths over. 473 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:02,430 -Do over. 474 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:03,390 Do over. 475 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,380 Do over. 476 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,380 Do over. 477 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,870 Do over. 478 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:07,830 Nothing makes sense. 479 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,220 The obstacle course is my bag, man? 480 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,810 -Bag, man? 481 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:14,540 Skipper, why are you suddenly speaking Hippie? 482 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,760 -I told you, man. 483 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,750 Nothing makes sense, man. 484 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:18,130 So back off, man. 485 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,180 -Well, don't get your knickers in a twist, Skipper. 486 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,690 It's just a silly obstacle course. 487 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:22,390 -Silly? 488 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,210 My fail amuses you? 489 00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:25,520 Does it, Private? 490 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,510 -Oop. 491 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,270 [STRAINING TO OPEN CAN] 492 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,260 -I've said it before-- 493 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,030 [STRAINING TO OPEN CAN] 494 00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,680 - --and I'll say it again. 495 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,740 A leader must always be physically superior. 496 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,510 [STRAINING TO OPEN CAN] 497 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:36,040 -What the heck? 498 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:36,930 [CAN OPENING] 499 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:37,630 -There you go. 500 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:38,330 [SLAP] 501 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,160 -Ah, that's it. 502 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,610 I'm hereby invoke PELT. 503 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:42,510 [SPITTING] 504 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:43,750 -(YELLING) PELT? 505 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,450 [SPITTING] 506 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:47,320 -(YELLING) PELT? 507 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,020 [SPITTING] 508 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:49,690 -I too would be similarly gobsmacked 509 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:53,110 if I had the foggiest idea whose pelt was so-- gobsmacking. 510 00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:55,350 -P-E-L-T, Private. 511 00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:58,060 Physical Endurance Leadership Test. 512 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:02,020 The only way to go prove if I'm fit to remain your commander. 513 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:04,070 -It's an ancient penguin ritual. 514 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:04,920 -Oh. 515 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,480 -Alone a penguin must complete three Herculean tasks-- 516 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,180 [SCREEN BEING PULLED] 517 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,850 -Move an ice burg, evade a polar predator, 518 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,770 and endure the coldest of cold. 519 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:13,470 [SCREEN BEING PULLED] 520 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:16,180 -So you have to go on an epic quest back to Antarctica? 521 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:16,880 -Psh. 522 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,770 Who had the time? 523 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:20,140 I'll just find the New York equivalent. 524 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,230 Rico, think you can step up in my absence? 525 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,180 -All right. 526 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:23,880 Blah. 527 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,250 Hahaha. 528 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:25,950 -Yep. 529 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:26,980 Kowalski, you're in charge. 530 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:27,680 -Ahem. 531 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,090 Well, I-- if you say so, Skipper. 532 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:32,110 I-- I suppose I'm in charge. 533 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,560 But temporarily. 534 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,020 [CLIMBING LADDER] 535 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,270 -Um, Kowalski, don't you think-- 536 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:37,970 -Ah, ah, ah. 537 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:40,390 That's Commander Kowalski. 538 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:42,970 In the event I be promoted to commanding officer, 539 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,080 I have prepped a playbook of possible scenarios 540 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,190 and countermeasures. 541 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,540 Scenario One. 542 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,140 Super blimp sneak attack. 543 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,950 -Need to sharpen my senses. 544 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:56,940 Like little bitty steak knives. 545 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,330 Be one with the PELT. 546 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:02,360 Now, where the heck can I find-- an ice burg. 547 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,180 [STRAINING] 548 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:05,880 [THUD] 549 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,850 -Ah, give me a break. 550 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,610 Ah, brake. 551 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:10,760 The parking brake. 552 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,200 [STRAINING] 553 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,150 -Come on. 554 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,110 [STRAINING] 555 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:16,760 [CRASH] 556 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,460 [CAR ALARM] 557 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,940 -One down. 558 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,690 [GIBBERISH] 559 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:21,980 -I'm with Rico. 560 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,490 Do you really think any of those scenarios will actually happen? 561 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:28,180 -A heavily armed manatee assault team is admittedly rare, 562 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:31,360 but forewarned is forearmed, I say. 563 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,470 -But we don't have four arms. 564 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,750 -Sorry to interrupt, guys, but have any of you 565 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:36,830 seen King Julien? 566 00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,220 He missed his 3:45 kiwi fondue wrap. 567 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,150 -Uh uh. 568 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:40,850 -Nope. 569 00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:41,550 -Ahem. 570 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,560 Pencil me in, Maurice. 571 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,440 What? 572 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,760 Power has its perks. 573 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,560 [BELL RINGING] 574 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,490 KING JULIEN (OFFSCREEN): Oh. 575 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:48,070 -Your majesty? 576 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:48,770 [BELL RINGING] 577 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:49,990 [JULIEN MOANING] 578 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,170 -King Julien, are you all right in there? 579 00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:53,830 [BELL RINGING] KING JULIEN (OFFSCREEN): Hello? 580 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:54,530 I'm stuck. 581 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:55,590 -Scenario 52. 582 00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:56,930 Mammal trapped in bell. 583 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:57,640 [BELL RINGING] 584 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,330 -Wow. 585 00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,680 What are the odds? 586 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:02,340 -Oh, looks like the boys have a mission. 587 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:04,700 I'll standby here until they need me. 588 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,400 [BELL RINGING] 589 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,330 KING JULIEN (OFFSCREEN): Ow. 590 00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:08,590 Please hurry. 591 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,540 [STRAINING] 592 00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:12,000 [MOANING] 593 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,990 -Uh. 594 00:16:12,990 --> 00:16:14,420 Ah, finally. 595 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,000 Thank-- thank you. 596 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,980 -Uh, Your Majesty, how did you manage 597 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,310 to get stuck in the bell? 598 00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,750 -(SPEAKING LOUDLY) Well, it's a long story. 599 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,580 You have to read about it my up-- 600 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,850 -(NORMAL VOLUME) --is-- am I too loud? 601 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,000 -They're establishing missions without me? 602 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,740 Well, that's, uh-- that's good. 603 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,560 That's a good thing. 604 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:33,010 No distractions from bells. 605 00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,980 Task two-- provoke and evade a polar predator. 606 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:36,680 [WHOOSHING] 607 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,380 [THUD] 608 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,220 -Polar bears eat seals, of course. 609 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:39,990 Seals eat penguins. 610 00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,790 So let's cut the middleman. 611 00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:42,920 Try and eat this penguin. 612 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,190 [SCREAMING AND THUDDING AGAINST WALL] 613 00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:48,220 [CRASH] 614 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,050 -Heh. 615 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:49,750 Ha. 616 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,090 Numero dos complete. 617 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,490 One more to go. 618 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:53,420 Huh? 619 00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:54,910 Another mission? 620 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,630 -Scenario 853. 621 00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:59,020 Catastrophic trunk tangle. 622 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,170 -You really didn't think of everything. 623 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,660 -Like a boss, Private. 624 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,140 Like a boss. 625 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:06,930 [SAW AGAINST METAL] 626 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,290 -Gee, thanks, guys. 627 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,680 You even did it without exploding my face off. 628 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:12,910 Way too lead, Kowalski. 629 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:13,610 -All right. 630 00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:14,380 -Yeah. 631 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,620 -That's what we commanders strive for. 632 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,480 Results with no permanent disfigurement. 633 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:20,460 Hoo ah. 634 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,900 -(MOCKINGLY) That's what commanders strive for. 635 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,740 [THUD] 636 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,620 -Uh. 637 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:26,320 Argh. 638 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,020 [BANGING HEAD AGAINST TREE] 639 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:30,280 -Um, why are you beating up my tree? 640 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,080 -For good reason, Fred. 641 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,800 My team doesn't need me anymore. 642 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:38,180 Kowalski shoved me aside like I'm not fit to lead. 643 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,740 -Well, you're fir to hit an innocent tree there. 644 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:43,410 That's something, I guess. 645 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,440 -Ah, who am I kidding? 646 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,790 How can I lead? 647 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:48,290 I can't even beat PELT. 648 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,290 I mean, where can I find freezing cold 649 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,890 in the middle of summer? 650 00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:53,360 [TAPPING] 651 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,840 [GASP] 652 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,220 SKIPPER (OFFSCREEN): Sno cones. 653 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,380 Of course. 654 00:17:58,380 --> 00:17:59,080 [PUNCH] 655 00:17:59,080 --> 00:17:59,560 -Ugh. 656 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,280 Ow. 657 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,360 Stupid tree. 658 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,060 -OK. 659 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,850 If I can eat this in 30 seconds, I'll 660 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:07,960 have survived the coldest of cold. 661 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:08,660 Here goes. 662 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,720 [LICK] 663 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,120 -Oh, brain freeze. 664 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:11,940 Brain freeze. 665 00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,970 [MOANING] 666 00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:15,920 [THUD] 667 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,280 [EXPLOSION AND CRASH] 668 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,250 [COUGHING] 669 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,990 -Skipper-- I-- I mean, Skipper. 670 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,980 -Oh, what happened to you? 671 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,680 Wait, don't tell me. 672 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,750 Kowalski blew you guys up. 673 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,060 Maybe you're not such a hotshot leader after all, Kowalski. 674 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,920 Heh, I knew it. 675 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,120 -Actually, Skipper, quite the contrary. 676 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,280 -Marlene had a flood in her habitat-- Scenario 1,403. 677 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,650 All we had to do was freeze the water with my ice ray 678 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,560 and blow open a hole to drain the water. 679 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,920 -All part of Commander Kowalski's brilliant plan. 680 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,620 -Oh. 681 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,460 -Well, uh, what he's trying to say, Skipper, is-- 682 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,000 -Don't bother sugar coating it. 683 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,920 I get it. 684 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,820 I'm no longer key to this unit. 685 00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,750 -But isn't that what PELT will prove. 686 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,030 I-- I-- I'm sure you'll-- 687 00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:02,440 -I failed, OK? 688 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,690 It was the mother of all brain freezes. 689 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:05,670 You're the better commander. 690 00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,350 I've seen that. 691 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:08,580 -Skipper? 692 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,490 -Rico. 693 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,520 Smoke bomb, please. 694 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,280 [GIBBERISH] 695 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,150 -Not an order. 696 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,870 A request. 697 00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:15,710 Thus the please. 698 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,540 [GAGGING AND BOMB ROLLING] 699 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,470 [EXPLOSION] 700 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:22,290 [MUSIC PLAYING] 701 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:22,990 -What just happened? 702 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,780 -I believe he quit. 703 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,480 [THUD] 704 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,180 -Ah. 705 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:26,880 -What? 706 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,390 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 707 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:30,230 -The Blue Hen. 708 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:30,930 Rico-- 709 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:33,370 [GUN SHOOTING] 710 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:36,690 -Oh, you penguins are so predictable. 711 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,660 Now that I got your leader out of the picture, 712 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,400 you're helpless. 713 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,630 -Wait, you were behind all this? 714 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:43,650 -Ding ding. 715 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:47,820 And this time you're smokin' swagger won't distract me. 716 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:52,460 -Oh, is that so, beautiful chicken lady? 717 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,390 [CLUCK AND EGG PLOPPING OUT] 718 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,300 -Ah, ah. 719 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,670 Oh, oh. 720 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:56,580 -No. 721 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,410 Over it. 722 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,820 -Story of my life. 723 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,970 -I don't get it. 724 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,230 You're the reason Skipper quit? 725 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,250 -Yes. 726 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,390 I planned it and I executed it. 727 00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:09,110 Bock bock brilliantly. 728 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:11,920 I rigged the stopwatch to ruin Skipper's obstacle time. 729 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,620 [SLIDE CLICKING] 730 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,050 BLUE HEN (OFFSCREEN): I knew with Skipper's 731 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,330 diminished self-confidence he would 732 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,930 invoke the silly penguin PELT thing. 733 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,630 [SLIDE CLICKING] 734 00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:20,170 BLUE HEN (OFFSCREEN): Then I arranged simple emergencies 735 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,600 pulled from Kowalski scenario binder to make 736 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,090 him appear to be a successful commander. 737 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:25,790 -Wait. 738 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,680 You mean those were all set up? 739 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,860 -Well, obviously. 740 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,130 You really think someone's dumb enough 741 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,110 to get stuck in a bell on their own? 742 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,160 -It was Julien. 743 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:33,900 [SLIDE CLICKING] 744 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,620 BLUE HEN (OFFSCREEN): Just a matter of time 745 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:40,840 until you Skipper skedaddled, leaving you poised for capture. 746 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,160 -Oh, she's good. 747 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:42,850 -Bock. 748 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,920 And now here we are. 749 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,710 [SLIDE CLICKING] 750 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:49,930 -Next, with Kowalski's ice ray I'll freeze the entire zoo. 751 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:52,440 And as the only remaining animal attraction, 752 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,130 I'll gain enough notoriety to get a reality show-- 753 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:55,830 [SLIDE CLICKING] 754 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,160 - --become famous for being famous-- 755 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:57,960 [SLIDE CLICKING] 756 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,040 - --and get elected the next senator 757 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,660 from the great state of Delaware. 758 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,770 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 759 00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:03,580 -Wait. 760 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,020 I thought you wanted to be president. 761 00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,710 -I'm trying to be a little more realistic this time, OK? 762 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:10,810 -You might get away with most of that, but Delaware? 763 00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:11,870 -That's right. 764 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,570 Delaware. 765 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,460 [GUN SHOOTING] 766 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:17,240 [CHICKEN CLUCKING] 767 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,170 [DOOR OPENING] 768 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:19,930 -Now don't say anything. 769 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,950 I didn't return for some sayonara. 770 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,130 Just came back to get my favourite mug. 771 00:21:25,130 --> 00:21:25,920 That's all. 772 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,180 And now that I have my favourite mug, I'll be leaving now. 773 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:30,200 Don't worry about me. 774 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,510 You've got Commander Kowals-- hey, what's up with the ice? 775 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,380 [ICE SMASHING] 776 00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,150 -(SHIVERING) Oh, Skipper. 777 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:38,370 It's the Bl--Blue Hen. 778 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:39,400 [GASP] 779 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,100 -She's back. 780 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,430 She's plotted everything. 781 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,610 -Course. 782 00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:44,540 Knew Kowalski couldn't be better than me. 783 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,180 [GASP] 784 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:48,880 [GUN SHOOTING] 785 00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:49,690 -What? 786 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:51,400 You're not supposed to be here. 787 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,710 -Says who, crazy chicken? 788 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,790 -But you quit. 789 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:54,990 -I missed my mug. 790 00:21:54,990 --> 00:21:55,690 -Uh-- uh, mug? 791 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,750 I hadn't anticipated that random bit of sentimentality from you. 792 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,440 But no matter. 793 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,290 This'll send a chill. 794 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:02,990 [GUN SHOOTING] 795 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:03,750 [LAUGHTER] 796 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:04,450 -It's gonna-- 797 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,150 [ICE SMASHING] 798 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:05,920 - --take-- 799 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,400 [GUN SHOOTING] 800 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,100 [ICE SMASHING] 801 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:07,870 - --more than-- 802 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,360 [GUN SHOOTING] 803 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,060 [ICE SMASHING] 804 00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:09,820 - --cold. 805 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:10,350 -Bock, bock, but it's an ice ray. 806 00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:11,100 It's extreme. 807 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:12,320 It's Antarctic cold. 808 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,020 -Exactly. 809 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:13,720 Hiya. 810 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,940 [SLAPPING AND THUD] 811 00:22:14,940 --> 00:22:15,900 -Bock. 812 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,630 -Prepare for some sub zero nuggets, sister. 813 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,390 [GUN SHOOTING] 814 00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:22,090 -Bock. 815 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:22,790 [MOANING] 816 00:22:22,790 --> 00:22:23,700 [FOOT DIPPING INTO WATER] 817 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,010 -Glad to have you back, Skipper. 818 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,340 -And by enduring the ice ray, you 819 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:30,140 have survived the coldest of cold. 820 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,450 -Way ahead of you, ex-Commander Kowalski. 821 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:34,020 I've mastered PELT. 822 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,310 I am fired up and ready to lead. 823 00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,950 Up high, boys, and that's an order. 824 00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,180 Hence, no please. 825 00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,730 [THEME SONG]